[0:00:03] Blank_Dogton: OYOTrip

[0:00:07] partner StreamElements: GreatSphynx is now live! Streaming Gongo: gongodilla 

[0:00:35] TheRealLupos: There's no gongotee 

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[0:00:51] Blank_Dogton: make yourself a dang gongodilla 

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[0:00:59] subscriber glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: Uh oh, is that Windows96? 

[0:01:00] glitchcon2020 n0tthedoctor: Mi gongo greats8YoTrip

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[0:01:09] Blank_Dogton: @Lyzerus why uh oh

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[0:01:14] Gnatley: gongus 

[0:01:16] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: yeah its windows 96 but under his gavriel name 

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[0:01:20] NastyRedX: osmoLick

[0:01:23] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: Windows 69 

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[0:01:49] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: so true bestie 

[0:01:56] subscriber glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: @Blank_Dogton Sorry, didn't mean it negatively, text to convey interest sucks. 

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[0:02:26] Blank_Dogton: @Lyzerus Uh Oh (good) 

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[0:03:05] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: hello fellow gongo maniacs 

[0:03:08] subscriber premium a_concerned_citizen_: a_concerned_citizen_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months! greats8JAM greats8Gongo

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[0:03:22] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: did you guys know widdler chopped a cockroach in half with a cleaver earlier 

[0:03:25] subscriber premium RitualSauce: Meowa

[0:03:32] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: he threw it across the room like the scout 

[0:03:32] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ty citizen 

[0:03:33] Wimp_Lo_: Meowb

[0:03:34] endlessgrapes: gone-go to the gon-go 

[0:03:36] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: its true 

[0:03:40] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: it was scissors 

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[0:03:46] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: don't lie 

[0:03:47] subscriber glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: catJammingPolitely

[0:03:50] Blank_Dogton: Widdler chopped his cock in half on stream? 

[0:03:54] subscriber snosa: wow 

[0:03:56] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: with a meat cleaver 

[0:03:59] vip premium bruxisma: catJammingPolitely gongo catJammingPolitely

[0:04:00] riotdyke: bango a gongo we are ongo 

[0:04:05] goingthroughthevalley: song name? 

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[0:04:20] subscriber premium RitualSauce: i'm hearing that widdler threw a machete at a cockroach from 12 feet away and severed only the roach's cock... impressive 

[0:04:24] vip premium lmaoboat: Cellars in Dotage are kinda OP 

[0:04:52] subscriber turbo rkdn42: rkdn42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months! Give me a gongodilla with spicy jack cheese 

[0:04:56] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ty rk 

[0:04:56] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: https://betterttv.com/emotes/6445c8ec0a2b0482277ee14b 

[0:05:01] subscriber jazman71092: You're just in time sphynx. I need to chill after job hunting greats8PEPPERONI

[0:05:01] vip GodliestCat64: Brie gongodilla 

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[0:05:11] ps1_skybox: is there a way to show sphynx fanart? i made a fan logo and idk a reliable way to show him 

[0:05:16] vip premium plorf: Geepy Goopy

[0:05:26] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: you can just link it in chat 

[0:05:28] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: https://betterttv.com/emotes/64a114876616f63095b82ae3 

[0:05:34] ps1_skybox: @GreatSphynx NO WAY 

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[0:05:47] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: or you can send it to me twitch dm 

[0:05:47] riotdyke: osmoLick

[0:05:56] subscriber snosa: Lounging

[0:05:57] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: yeah he was kidding you actually get banned for a week if you post links 

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[0:06:12] ps1_skybox: HERE U GO 

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[0:06:20] subscriber premium RitualSauce: Crunch when you leave the gongo fan alone with your gongoCrystal

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[0:06:47] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i like the one with the dithering 

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[0:07:24] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: Michael

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[0:07:30] ps1_skybox: i wanna be a graphic designer, practicing logowork 

[0:07:31] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: RobertJam

[0:07:35] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: logongo 

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[0:07:47] vip premium plorf: cocodrila 

[0:07:47] moderator founder bassclefff: bassclefff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months! heyo 

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[0:08:26] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i didnt even know you were that old 

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[0:09:10] Blank_Dogton: kids 5 and older should ask their parents permission before viewing gongo

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[0:09:29] Blank_Dogton: daxMug hi avery daxMug

[0:09:31] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with gongo you may be entitled to financial compensation 

[0:09:31] ps1_skybox: i never knew u did this so, complicated? for the sake of the passion and experience 

[0:09:39] Blank_Dogton: !gongogear 

[0:09:39] moderator partner Nightbot: https://imgur.com/a/imyhSDU gongo visuals are made with hardware, not software 

[0:09:43] subscriber TrueNorway: gongo catPls

[0:09:52] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: that's why he's the number one gongo streamer on twitch dot tuvalu 

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[0:09:58] subscriber snosa: wa 

[0:10:00] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: Wawa

[0:10:00] Blank_Dogton: wa 

[0:10:01] vip GodliestCat64: the gongo grow up plan 

[0:10:02] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: somehow the timer in chat and the timer in the ad manager dont count seconds at the same rate 

[0:10:02] subscriber franceybear: greats8Daxmug gongo time 

[0:10:08] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: Wawa

[0:10:09] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i just noticed when it started they were in sync 

[0:10:10] subscriber ocarina_boy: Wawa

[0:10:10] subscriber TrueNorway: Wawa

[0:10:13] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: and now they are off by like 20s 

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[0:10:17] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: Gongo slows down time 

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[0:11:26] subscriber snosa: that's good 

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[0:11:39] Gnatley: if you gongo in chat, you gongo for real 

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[0:11:47] Blank_Dogton: @MagnetismMelodic NANOMACHINES SON 

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[0:15:07] ps1_skybox: not one of those words was "happiness" 

[0:15:07] riotdyke: how often do you think he considers the roman empire 

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[0:15:15] barramos: Is this an intervention? 

[0:15:18] ps1_skybox: THE SINGLE PILLAR 

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[0:15:24] mieleiya: ew 

[0:15:27] subscriber premium smoothw1: is this trying to sell me a timeshare? 

[0:15:28] mieleiya: lol 

[0:15:30] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: @ps1_skybox the success pillar 

[0:15:32] premium divind95: This seems a bit scummy 

[0:15:33] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: i want him to pick up the pillar and deadlift it and hit someone over the head with it 

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[0:15:42] superultracombo-2023 Mattmatatt: Chapter 3: Purchase very large books 

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[0:16:00] subscriber budderdog_: Yeat

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[0:16:01] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: i have to return some gongo tapes 

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[0:16:05] mieleiya: chat we having a PowerPoint session PogChamp

[0:16:10] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Here we go with the dumb interview questions again 

[0:16:11] turbo protogenwave: MOOD 

[0:16:17] Garfsune_Miku: where do you see yourself in gongo years? 

[0:16:17] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: catJAMGF

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[0:16:26] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: catJAMPARTY

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[0:16:57] subscriber glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: Man am I glad I don't have to do this nonsense anymore. odoNo

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[0:17:02] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: PianoTime

[0:17:02] Gnatley: it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on my stone pillar 

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[0:17:08] premium divind95: even if you're in the performing arts, ppl still want a simple resume lmao 

[0:17:12] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: why did i see a weight on there? 

[0:17:15] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: I have 2 years of gongo experience 

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[0:17:19] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Experiences: -Gongo 

[0:17:24] premium divind95: are they doxxing 

[0:17:24] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: that gongussy gonushin? 

[0:17:25] doodoo_pineapples: Use bug words 

[0:17:27] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: no stains allowed 

[0:17:29] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: it's crazy how this is all in one youtube video now made by a man with glasses and a beard 

[0:17:31] Chzopotato: My resume I forgot all the work i did in my life I have no resume 

[0:17:35] mieleiya: welp there goes the interveiw 

[0:17:35] Garfsune_Miku: bounceDoc

[0:17:35] Blank_Dogton: EYES ON BREEN 

[0:17:36] turbo protogenwave: "we have one moog synth" 

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[0:17:38] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Doxxed D:

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[0:17:39] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: actually doxxed 

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[0:17:48] doodoo_pineapples: Little tiny bug words 

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[0:17:55] turbo protogenwave: those are real california zip and area codes 

[0:17:58] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: my entire resume is filled with things i cannot reveal due to NDA 

[0:17:59] subscriber premium SmallestJen: Career objective: have money so i dont starve and die lol 

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[0:17:59] premium divind95: wdym 

[0:18:01] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: works every time 

[0:18:07] premium ajaxthemediocre: I work in hiring and this so fried 

[0:18:13] premium divind95: no job titles? WTFF

[0:18:16] premium ajaxthemediocre: *this is 

[0:18:17] subscriber glitchcon2020 mprQQ: I keep waking up perfectly for gongo greats8JAM

[0:18:18] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: Education: Gongo University 

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[0:18:22] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: chat before the internet people actually put their information in a big book so they could dox themselves 

[0:18:24] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: its true 

[0:18:25] JoGoBeans: catPls

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[0:18:32] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: "keeping it real university" 

[0:18:32] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Education: - Gongo Preperatory School 

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[0:18:36] doodoo_pineapples: List all your Xbox Achievements 

[0:18:43] subscriber premium SmallestJen: @GreatSphynx some people still have these books so wild and wacky 

[0:18:44] Chzopotato: Ahh yes I remember the white pages were you could call anyone juust cause 

[0:18:48] premium chmokaj: @greatsphynx yeah phone books 

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[0:18:54] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: weirdly they gave it to people who also threw it straight into a paper shredder 

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[0:18:58] premium divind95: the yellow pages still exist 

[0:18:58] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: you guys ever rip a phone book in half 

[0:19:03] turbo protogenwave: my parents still use phone books 

[0:19:04] vip GodliestCat64: Yeah every month 

[0:19:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: no i eat them 

[0:19:09] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: Crunch

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[0:19:18] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: pogonaPop yummy phone book 

[0:19:19] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: chewLes

[0:19:19] ps1_skybox: i cannot read this shit 

[0:19:21] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: rbzTeet

[0:19:22] subscriber snosa: Crunch

[0:19:22] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: license to chill 

[0:19:23] subscriber TrueNorway: why would you want to phone a book anyways? Kappa

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[0:19:43] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: FISH

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[0:19:49] Blank_Dogton: @sigmacatboy *enters a block of cobblestone* 

[0:19:52] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: limesNoted

[0:19:53] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: that was easy 

[0:19:55] subscriber santapoca: pro tip: lie on your references they'll neve rknow 

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[0:19:57] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: my references will be my 8 person twitch chat 

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[0:19:59] turbo protogenwave: gaming 

[0:20:01] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: I DID IT 

[0:20:06] premium chmokaj: or there are also like those little books with everyones addresses and phone numbers but its people u know. address books 

[0:20:06] Bubsla: Can anyone here look at my resume? 

[0:20:08] premium 5footnipple: Don't give your friends homework lol 

[0:20:11] premium divind95: fuck job interviews odolul 

[0:20:14] turbo protogenwave: step 1: be a white male 

[0:20:18] Chzopotato: Pro tip: Its completely legal to lie on your resume so go nuts 

[0:20:19] subscriber TrueNorway: "Thats why you should bring your roman column with you to the interview." 

[0:20:22] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: anyone got a good suit I can borrow for this? 

[0:20:24] premium ajaxthemediocre: Bright yellow all suede 

[0:20:29] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lol 

[0:20:29] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: Step 2: Don't NOT be a white male. 

[0:20:34] mieleiya: wait 

[0:20:35] doodoo_pineapples: Face tattoos are a must 

[0:20:37] subscriber premium smoothw1: now its send out 10000 resumes and pray to jeebus it gets through the filters and a person looks at it 

[0:20:39] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: i just wear a clown nose, paper party hat, and a g-string to every interview 

[0:20:45] mieleiya: they dont give coffee anymore sadge 

[0:20:46] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: and nothing else 

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[0:20:52] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: what an asshole 

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[0:20:56] premium divind95: Wtf is that suit 

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[0:21:03] TheRealLupos: osmoStare

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[0:21:17] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: FUUUUUCK Polyester amirite? 

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[0:21:20] subscriber superultracombo-2023 D_tector008: who outhere inspecting feet 

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[0:21:24] subscriber ocarina_boy: this guy HATES corduroy 

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[0:21:35] meerkapy: fuck I blew the interview cuz of my white socks 

[0:21:37] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: always wear the yankee with no brim 

[0:21:41] subscriber franceybear: "Nicer dresses" 

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[0:21:57] vip premium plorf: Chadley

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[0:22:22] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: Is everyone young to that guy? 

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[0:22:25] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: "doggystyle" 

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[0:22:25] ps1_skybox: the tension here is makes me want to vomit 

[0:22:27] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: sort of 

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[0:22:30] Blank_Dogton: sort of 

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[0:22:33] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wat comuputer 

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[0:22:55] subscriber franceybear: LUL

[0:22:55] vip GodliestCat64: TREKW RIPBOZO 

[0:22:56] LeatherJKT: Should have lied 

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[0:23:11] subscriber premium FlyingFettucine: how goes it fellow GONGOlians 

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[0:23:17] subscriber Slokestope: bring a knife to all interviews 

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[0:23:41] subscriber TrueNorway: make sure to familiarize yourself with all the scandals of the company 

[0:23:45] premium ajaxthemediocre: This is so dumb omg

[0:23:45] eigenpunk: i'd say this guy should eat shit but the shit deserves better 

[0:23:45] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: eating a burger with no honey mustard 

[0:23:46] JoGoBeans: Cup of coffee? But it will stain your teeth and make your breath stink 

[0:23:48] subscriber franceybear: eat the company's snacks without an invite :)

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[0:23:52] subscriber snosa: :)

[0:23:52] turbo protogenwave: "yes hello, i am interview" 

[0:23:52] theoneness_: :)

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[0:23:54] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Shaking the boss's hand with Cheeto dust 

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[0:23:57] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: Walking in in my corduroy finishing my nachos 

[0:23:57] subscriber premium smoothw1: this is like get a career advice, not a throwaway job i guess 

[0:23:59] LeatherJKT: Walk in naked 

[0:23:59] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: "hello I am interview" 

[0:24:04] vip GodliestCat64: BERMAD I'M HERE 

[0:24:05] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: "say dude a lot" 

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[0:24:07] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: it's almost like this was made during a completely different work economy 

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[0:24:08] vip uforgot: godGrabbingYouL limesSmile

[0:24:11] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: treat the interviewer like an ill-tempered inbred pure-breed dog 

[0:24:12] turbo protogenwave: center the chakra 

[0:24:12] premium Briscals: I keep looking in his nose holes 

[0:24:14] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: in a world with one pillar 

[0:24:16] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: and a chess board 

[0:24:17] bits-charity ophios86: vaporwave set 

[0:24:17] subscriber TrueNorway: LUL

[0:24:18] subscriber snosa: i am pleasant and friendly 

[0:24:19] Garfsune_Miku: "remember to threaten everyone you meet" 

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[0:24:22] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: catJAM

[0:24:22] meerkapy: god I hate how he's holding his hands 

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[0:24:25] turbo protogenwave: catJAM

[0:24:26] Green0wl: Become an A type personality, just DO it. NOW. 

[0:24:28] subscriber Slokestope: catPls

[0:24:29] premium blaseGraham: greats8JAM

[0:24:29] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: "hello mister job man may i have job please thank :)" 

[0:24:31] turbo protogenwave: omg new prop 

[0:24:32] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: success clock 

[0:24:33] vip premium lmaoboat: Almost Sonic music 

[0:24:34] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: look at this ancient ass clock 

[0:24:39] premium ajaxthemediocre: a very Normal Human Interacion 

[0:24:42] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: if you need to tell the time on this bitch 

[0:24:42] turbo protogenwave: COMPLETELY false 

[0:24:44] premium Briscals: TIME THEFT 

[0:24:44] eigenpunk: liar 

[0:24:44] Blank_Dogton: MUTHA FUCKIN CLOCKS BITCH 

[0:24:45] subscriber Slokestope: the pillar is now a clock 

[0:24:46] premium ajaxthemediocre: *interaction 

[0:24:46] Gnatley: i miss pillar..... :(

[0:24:46] Chzopotato: Grandad I found your clock 

[0:24:47] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: where the useless pillar go peepoSad

[0:24:47] Bubsla: All the time 

[0:24:48] turbo protogenwave: all companies only care about money 

[0:24:48] subscriber premium smoothw1: managing time-reach a level of competence where you can slack off as quickly as possible, you only have one life :)

[0:24:49] subscriber premium RitualSauce: offer to polish the interviewers clock greats8Bermus

[0:24:50] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: WHY 

[0:24:54] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: There’s always time for gongo

[0:24:55] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: IMMA BE BROKE 

[0:24:58] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wheee 

[0:24:59] subscriber Slokestope: time 

[0:25:01] subscriber TrueNorway: make others do the work 

[0:25:02] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Time time time pogonaPop

[0:25:03] bits-charity ophios86: zoom 

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[0:25:03] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: prescription stimulants 

[0:25:06] subscriber glitchcon2020 mprQQ: Yoooo its rewind time 

[0:25:09] subscriber premium smoothw1: watch gongo at work every day 

[0:25:11] subscriber ocarina_boy: lmao 

[0:25:13] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: imagine ACTUALLY declining a perfect candidate for a position becasue you didnt like their suit 

[0:25:13] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: BERMAD Where is your Nicer Dress?! 

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[0:25:15] subscriber premium RitualSauce: well, they get paid much better than people do today 

[0:25:19] vip premium plorf: me 

[0:25:20] subscriber budderdog_: BERMAD you're late 

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[0:25:24] JoGoBeans: WHAT

[0:25:24] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: 1o minute slate 

[0:25:28] Bubsla: Water cooler comittee 

[0:25:29] turbo protogenwave: ...i'm honestly shocked they have a person who isn't perfectly bleach white in this 

[0:25:30] Garfsune_Miku: mxpuffPoint FIRED 

[0:25:34] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: PianoTime

[0:25:34] subscriber ocarina_boy: catPls

[0:25:36] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: zzooTrip

[0:25:37] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: i watch gongo on the clock 

[0:25:37] superultracombo-2023 ultvir: the water cooler committee does not look upon this highly 

[0:25:37] subscriber Slokestope: hoo 

[0:25:38] JoGoBeans: catPls

[0:25:38] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: Oh fuck I don't have time for that 

[0:25:39] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: watching gongo

[0:25:41] LeatherJKT: I'm doing it right now 

[0:25:41] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: cant say no 

[0:25:43] Gnatley: 7. gongo

[0:25:43] subscriber budderdog_: odoPain stop wasting time 

[0:25:43] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: FUCK YOU 

[0:25:47] premium Dr_Internets: I waste my entire day 

[0:25:49] endlessgrapes: be sure to write it down and do it more 

[0:25:51] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: why am i in this video 

[0:25:51] subscriber premium smoothw1: where's the "i hate my job" option? 

[0:25:52] Garfsune_Miku: TOO MUCH WORK 

[0:25:53] meerkapy: make a list of all the ways you fuck up 

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[0:25:54] turbo protogenwave: "too much work" yep 

[0:25:54] subscriber franceybear: "boring" LUL

[0:25:56] subscriber TrueNorway: "Cursed with inability to refuse by a forest witch" 

[0:25:57] vip GodliestCat64: odoCrunge

[0:25:57] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: "Bangin in hall closet" 

[0:25:57] Bubsla: You all waste my time 

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[0:25:59] subscriber premium RitualSauce: none :)

[0:26:01] TheRealLupos: NotLikeThis Wasted too much time watching gongo

[0:26:08] subscriber Slokestope: lol 

[0:26:13] subscriber premium RitualSauce: @TheRealLupos wtf you mean "WASTED"? 

[0:26:16] subscriber superultracombo-2023 D_tector008: gurl 

[0:26:18] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: So, a calendar 

[0:26:18] subscriber premium smoothw1: psychotic lol 

[0:26:19] vip premium plorf: odoSeethe

[0:26:19] subscriber superultracombo-2023 D_tector008: no 

[0:26:20] turbo protogenwave: ah yes, schedule your entire life in 15 minute intervals 

[0:26:21] premium ajaxthemediocre: A double feature of this video and Office Space would kinda slap 

[0:26:21] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: Absolutely fucking not unless my boss orders me to and I get paid for it 

[0:26:22] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: optimize tf outta your day, for your boss and the shareholders sake :) rest if for the lazy 

[0:26:23] salad_snack_: seems like a waste of time 

[0:26:23] turbo protogenwave: totally not stressful at all 

[0:26:26] Chzopotato: I have better things to do then micro manage being a wage slave 

[0:26:26] premium sigmacatboy: i would spend more time filling that shit out than anything else 

[0:26:26] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: his answer is "cocaine" 

[0:26:29] bits-charity ophios86: i wasted my time filling out this book with things i wasted time 

[0:26:31] subscriber critatonic: dandori 

[0:26:31] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: tasks like among us 

[0:26:32] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: i see 

[0:26:32] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: At 1am I watched Gongo pogonaSmile

[0:26:36] turbo protogenwave: phone is not plugged in 

[0:26:37] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: this is literally dandori 

[0:26:39] subscriber TrueNorway: Help, I spend 4 hours a day timetabling my day! 

[0:26:42] premium 5footnipple: Corpo brained 

[0:26:43] subscriber premium RitualSauce: 5 minutes pooping, 15 minutes eating, 8 hours sleeping, 48 hours watching gongo... can a specialist please help me with this 

[0:26:45] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: optimize your schedule, be sure to utilize all speedrunning strats 

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[0:26:56] subscriber budderdog_: @TrueNorway TREKW

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[0:27:13] subscriber snosa: hi

[0:27:13] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: the success scale 

[0:27:15] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: doody 

[0:27:15] riotdyke: What if we all just like kicked our bosses asses 

[0:27:15] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: of course 

[0:27:17] premium ajaxthemediocre: Mythological ass scale 

[0:27:17] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: my office staff 

[0:27:17] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: he's a libra 

[0:27:20] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: forfeit your humanity, the office demands it greats8Daxmug

[0:27:23] subscriber premium smoothw1: ah delegate lol 

[0:27:24] subscriber TrueNorway: @protogenwave whats the scale? 

[0:27:24] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: my support staff that i have 

[0:27:25] bits-charity ophios86: @bari_tones Clap

[0:27:26] salad_snack_: just develop this ability 4Head

[0:27:27] turbo protogenwave: SUPPORT STAFF LMAO 

[0:27:27] JoGoBeans: those that are nut 

[0:27:28] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: in the office i work in 

[0:27:30] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: HUHH

[0:27:32] Gnatley: do NOT forget your doubloons.. 

[0:27:33] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: LMAO 

[0:27:33] premium ajaxthemediocre: @bari_tones lmao 

[0:27:33] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: @RitualSauce Yes hai I am an Agile Practitioner have you tried watching gongo in 15 min increments one after the other? 

[0:27:34] subscriber Slokestope: loool 

[0:27:36] premium divind95: lmao 

[0:27:38] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: bruh 

[0:27:39] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: YEAH SURE OK 

[0:27:41] bits-charity ophios86: wow, it was outdated back then 

[0:27:44] subscriber sub-gift-leader neffpls: outdated you say? 

[0:27:44] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: limesO

[0:27:46] premium divind95: outdated huh 

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[0:27:51] subscriber TrueNorway: catPls

[0:27:54] subscriber premium RitualSauce: @evilmarsrover carlPog Clap i'll gain many more hours a day to watch gongog 

[0:27:55] JoGoBeans: catPls 🕑 

[0:27:59] ps1_skybox: get a quiter clock idiot 

[0:27:59] turbo protogenwave: phone is not plugged in again 

[0:27:59] subscriber franceybear: the spiderwebs LUL

[0:27:59] Garfsune_Miku: buhCat fuck work 

[0:28:00] subscriber Slokestope: nice 

[0:28:00] subscriber glitchcon2020 mprQQ: catPls

[0:28:01] Blank_Dogton: Spiderman 

[0:28:02] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: jack halloween isn't for another week 

[0:28:02] premium ajaxthemediocre: ooo seasonal 

[0:28:02] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: decorated for halloween? 

[0:28:07] turbo protogenwave: WAIT how did he get hired 

[0:28:09] subscriber premium smoothw1: why were there spider webs? 

[0:28:13] premium divind95: bro he doesn't give a shit 

[0:28:13] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: he shot those ropes himself 

[0:28:13] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: Look at this fucking bootlicker 

[0:28:15] Lastrin: HES SPIDERMAN 

[0:28:16] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: lol what a tool 

[0:28:16] mieleiya: somebody fire that janitor 

[0:28:16] ps1_skybox: oh my god this guy cannot get a break 

[0:28:17] subscriber snosa: catPls

[0:28:18] glitchcon2020 GotKrypto76: my braim hurt 

[0:28:18] JoGoBeans: D:

[0:28:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wewewewewewewewewewesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 

[0:28:19] subscriber TrueNorway: TREKW

[0:28:19] JoGoBeans: WHAT

[0:28:22] subscriber TrueNorway: !osmo 

[0:28:23] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: he has a spider problem 

[0:28:23] moderator partner Nightbot: osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick osmoLick

[0:28:23] subscriber ocarina_boy: He's been dead for YEARS 

[0:28:23] subscriber Slokestope: eugh 

[0:28:24] premium divind95: his osmo 

[0:28:25] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: osmoLick

[0:28:26] JoGoBeans: hey osmo 

[0:28:28] viahate: osmoLick

[0:28:28] bits-charity ophios86: this sitcom level acting 

[0:28:28] premium divind95: osmoLick

[0:28:29] Blank_Dogton: omso 

[0:28:29] ps1_skybox: THE WEBS\ 

[0:28:29] premium ajaxthemediocre: It's good to see jack got the job 

[0:28:31] subscriber premium smoothw1: get owned bootlicker 

[0:28:31] subscriber Slokestope: osmoLick

[0:28:31] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: so true osmo 

[0:28:33] subscriber premium RitualSauce: uhhhhhh 

[0:28:34] turbo protogenwave: wow that's not creepy at all 

[0:28:34] subscriber budderdog_: BERMUS

[0:28:37] subscriber snosa: wewewewewewewewsssss 

[0:28:40] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: mr jones died 10 years ago you have to let him go odoPain

[0:28:41] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: BERMUS

[0:28:42] mieleiya: this guy forgot to clock out 

[0:28:42] Blank_Dogton: this show is so boring without a laugh track 

[0:28:43] subscriber premium RitualSauce: she fucking her way to the top 

[0:28:44] ps1_skybox: this poor fucking guy 

[0:28:47] subscriber premium smoothw1: the real way you get ahead, drink with your boss 

[0:28:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: credenza 

[0:28:52] meerkapy: credenzaaaaaa 

[0:28:52] premium chmokaj: jack's jealous. he wants mr. jones 

[0:28:53] VRJosh: credenza 

[0:28:53] turbo protogenwave: ok the vector graphics are pretty cool tbh 

[0:28:56] subscriber premium RitualSauce: tf is a credenza 

[0:28:56] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: feng shui for white people 

[0:28:57] bits-charity ophios86: ah yes, the credenza 

[0:28:57] subscriber Slokestope: credenza 

[0:28:59] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: credenza, rolls off the tongue 

[0:29:02] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: George Credenza 

[0:29:02] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: These MFers have offices?! 

[0:29:02] bits-charity ophios86: WTF IS A CREDENZA 

[0:29:03] Chzopotato: This would be great if the way to ahead nowadays is cheat and do scummy shit LUL

[0:29:04] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: I've got an enormouse credenza 

[0:29:04] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: why do you need a credenze 

[0:29:06] subscriber Slokestope: yea put it on duh cxredenza 

[0:29:07] subscriber snosa: yo wtf 

[0:29:07] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lol 

[0:29:08] vip premium plorf: lol 

[0:29:09] vip GodliestCat64: dataBruh

[0:29:09] subscriber premium RitualSauce: I HATE THE LAKERS BERMAD

[0:29:09] JoGoBeans: friends BERMAD

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[0:29:09] mieleiya: out 

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[0:29:11] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: HOW ABOUT THEM METS 

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[0:29:14] vip premium plorf: Chadley

[0:29:14] premium ajaxthemediocre: i HATE my FRIENDS 

[0:29:14] turbo protogenwave: A BIT FORWARD DUDE 

[0:29:15] subscriber premium smoothw1: i work at home, i wish my friends would drop in :(

[0:29:15] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: this office looks like a shitty place to work 

[0:29:16] Blank_Dogton: WORK? 

[0:29:17] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: im so confused, do people actually work in offices? or is it just people complaining and talking shit all day? 

[0:29:18] LeatherJKT: Fuck friends 

[0:29:18] premium divind95: lmao 

[0:29:21] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: fuck off sarah 

[0:29:21] Reckoman13: damn look at this fucking gigachad 

[0:29:22] TheRealLupos: Nothing is more irritant than friends and co-workers 

[0:29:22] subscriber budderdog_: this office sucks 

[0:29:23] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: HUHH

[0:29:23] turbo protogenwave: come on dude 

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[0:29:23] subscriber Slokestope: hi sarah 

[0:29:25] subscriber glitchcon2020 mprQQ: NotLikeThis

[0:29:25] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: HARASSMENT 

[0:29:26] subscriber franceybear: LMAO 

[0:29:26] subscriber premium RitualSauce: it looks like shit 

[0:29:27] Nova_Afterglow: what the hell? 

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[0:29:28] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: homina homina 

[0:29:29] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: fuck off john 

[0:29:29] superultracombo-2023 Mattmatatt: Lmao oh noooooo 

[0:29:30] mrsatism: @GreatSphynx workplace harassment all around 

[0:29:31] subscriber TrueNorway: this guy would not last 5 minutes today 

[0:29:31] mieleiya: this turned into acircus 

[0:29:32] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: we need a video tape on this 

[0:29:32] premium chmokaj: i harass women at work daily 

[0:29:33] vip premium plorf: odoEw

[0:29:33] NRAZM: it do be like this in the office sometimes 

[0:29:34] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: bro 

[0:29:36] turbo protogenwave: BRO 

[0:29:37] subscriber premium smoothw1: jack you are on thin ice 

[0:29:37] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lol 

[0:29:37] bits-charity ophios86: let's share work cards 

[0:29:38] Blank_Dogton: Seriously i can hear the faint echoes of where the laugh track should be 

[0:29:38] premium divind95: fuck off pig BERMAD

[0:29:39] Gnatley: 30 second break 

[0:29:39] Viscount01: LATER gorgeous! 

[0:29:40] subscriber budderdog_: how about them lakers 

[0:29:40] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: GivePLZ

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[0:29:43] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: she's a clippers fan 

[0:29:44] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: NotLikeThis

[0:29:45] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: How bout them Lakers sugartits? 

[0:29:46] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: this dude about to get promoted to ceo 

[0:29:47] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: TF just happened? wideHUH

[0:29:48] LeatherJKT: Kill them 

[0:29:51] turbo protogenwave: @GreatSphynx too real 

[0:29:51] subscriber Slokestope: lol 

[0:29:53] superultracombo-2023 Mattmatatt: What chapter is How to Professionally Harass Women? 

[0:29:56] subscriber premium RitualSauce: GET THE FUCK OUT BERMAD

[0:29:57] premium ajaxthemediocre: Strategically placed 

[0:29:58] riotdyke: Elon Moment 

[0:30:00] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: something like "fuck off" 

[0:30:00] subscriber budderdog_: Yeat

[0:30:00] subscriber premium smoothw1: @VirtuaLiteXP sexual harrassment 

[0:30:02] salad_snack_: place a landmine under your door 

[0:30:02] Gnatley: i wonder what the next Tall Object will be 

[0:30:03] Boscodbear: or close the door 

[0:30:04] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: catJAM

[0:30:07] twink_regenerator: Ah the 80s crungo 

[0:30:08] subscriber franceybear: catPls

[0:30:09] Viscount01: "i'll talk with you later, Please fuck right off" 

[0:30:10] subscriber brimthrown: this is great stuff 

[0:30:11] subscriber BingsF: catPls

[0:30:13] premium ajaxthemediocre: doot doot 

[0:30:13] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: success phone 

[0:30:15] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: Dude needs some workplace etiquette 

[0:30:15] subscriber brimthrown: learning a lot today 

[0:30:15] subscriber premium ThisIsNotAPlaceOfHonor: Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to customer 

[0:30:15] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: that's the phone from splatoon 

[0:30:16] subscriber Slokestope: goofy ah ha phone 

[0:30:18] subscriber premium RitualSauce: that's not the right way to spin it BERMAD

[0:30:18] AgentAtaraxia: "Get the fuck out, now" 

[0:30:18] ps1_skybox: jack better not be a scummy guy or else i wont feel bad for him anymore 

[0:30:19] LeatherJKT: No shit 

[0:30:19] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: BERMAD rbzGun Fuck off Jack! 

[0:30:23] Garfsune_Miku: carlPog woah thats deep 

[0:30:23] turbo protogenwave: WOW that's a Westinghouse 

[0:30:25] turbo protogenwave: very nice 

[0:30:27] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: that phone is pogging 

[0:30:31] subscriber ocarina_boy: 🐙 

[0:30:32] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: Pogchamp 

[0:30:34] AgentAtaraxia: Pingu phone 

[0:30:36] salad_snack_: phone is zooted 

[0:30:36] mieleiya: lock the door until they knock and tell them to state your business and if its not business ignore and do not open the door 

[0:30:44] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: rbzPog

[0:30:45] turbo protogenwave: phone nerd alert, i legit have a similar model phone lol 

[0:30:45] Bubsla: Use blueberries 

[0:30:47] subscriber premium RitualSauce: LUL that's because the people running your meeting suck ass and don't do anything but make sounds 

[0:30:47] mieleiya: easy 

[0:30:50] ps1_skybox: so true 

[0:30:52] Viscount01: I'm recalling how I hate presentations and talking to groups 

[0:30:53] subscriber premium smoothw1: i want to see one person in the 80s who had an office job who wouldnt be bored out of their mind by this 

[0:31:03] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: i practice by talking to twitch chat 

[0:31:04] ps1_skybox: PROBABLY 

[0:31:04] turbo protogenwave: cool chart 

[0:31:05] mieleiya: stonks 

[0:31:06] bits-charity ophios86: i have a fear of being in a room with people... full stop 

[0:31:07] Viscount01: ok, yeah. No. 

[0:31:07] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: WHOOPS 

[0:31:08] subscriber glitchcon2020 mprQQ: 📈 

[0:31:08] superultracombo-2023 CoffeeKindred: STONKS 

[0:31:10] vip artist-badge MagnetismMelodic: odoLUL

[0:31:11] subscriber snosa: lol idiot 

[0:31:11] subscriber ocarina_boy: NOOOO

[0:31:11] subscriber glitchcon2020 bari_tones: what a klutz 

[0:31:12] vip GodliestCat64: odoCrunge YOU FUCKED IT 

[0:31:12] ps1_skybox: hes kinda 

[0:31:12] JoGoBeans: odoKEK

[0:31:13] TheRealLupos: NOOOO

[0:31:13] subscriber solberserker: Failed 

[0:31:13] premium divind95: odoLUL

[0:31:13] vip premium plorf: WorfPls

[0:31:14] AgentAtaraxia: MY STONKS 

[0:31:14] Reckoman13: BOO YOU STINK 

[0:31:15] VidyaBird: 📉 oh no 

[0:31:16] NastyRedX: TREKW

[0:31:17] vip subscriber partner The_Widdler: widdPoint TREKW

[0:31:18] subscriber premium Piyokopyo: odoCrunge

[0:31:18] vip premium plorf: LOL 

[0:31:18] subscriber sub-gift-leader evilmarsrover: You're fired clumsy! 

[0:31:19] subscriber ocarina_boy: lol 

[0:31:20] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: bro I'll give a presentation about sales figures buck ass naked and exude mor confidence than anyone in the room 

[0:31:21] JoGoBeans: absolutely no rizz 

[0:31:21] turbo protogenwave: that table is laughably small